santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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Sunday, July 6 with 408,217 notes

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better 

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Friday, July 4 with 724,071 notes
me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

Friday, July 4 with 403,458 notes

beauty or brains? 

fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of dickens or solve a trig problem. let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. so why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 

beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

(Source: grrrlproblems, via metalhearted)

Sunday, June 8 with 315,959 notes

nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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Wednesday, March 12 with 620,177 notes

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

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Thursday, February 27 with 481,621 notes

theonewithscissorsforhands:

doctormodel:

saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license

I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.

(Source: chris-demarais, via ohkward)

Sunday, February 23 with 468,022 notes