"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license
I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.
(Source: chris-demarais, via ohkward)
all my friends are hotter than me but i can take better selfies so who really won
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.Al Capone (via broptimus-prime)
(Source: mrcheyl, via metalhearted)
Is your older brother hotAncient proverb (via jandjob)
(Source: emerant, via ha-ze)