"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"


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Wednesday, March 12 with 432,618 notes


A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

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Thursday, February 27 with 344,342 notes



saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license

I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.

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Sunday, February 23 with 462,412 notes


all my friends are hotter than me but i can take better selfies so who really won

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Monday, February 17 with 81,519 notes
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.

Al Capone (via broptimus-prime)

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Friday, January 31 with 135,226 notes
Is your older brother hot

Ancient proverb (via jandjob)

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Sunday, January 12 with 115,520 notes